Sunday, March 30, 2008

Top Five (movie) Characters I Wanna Shag

This meme is borrowed from Pensive, who borrowed it from ruby. I was saving this for a time when I didn’t have anything to say or anytime to say it, but with the week getting away from me and Worlds Women’s Curling Championship on right now (Canada’s winning YES!) and the hockey game later, I am taking this cop-out now…hehe. I used only movie chars this time, perhaps I will do a TV one and then a book one…why not? There are just way too many shaggable chars out there. So here we go, in no particular order…

Nick Callahan (played by Clive Owen) – Beyond Borders – Such incredible passion! –swoons- I love a man with passion and fire…and who looks like Clive Owen…oh yeah giddyup!

Smith (played by Clive Owen) – Shoot ‘Em Up - Ya gotta love a man who won’t stop shaggin’ ya just because he’s in the middle of some silly gun fight. That’s always so annoying…

Dr. Larry (played by Clive Owen) – Closer - He’s so unashamedly drrty. And bonus! He’s a doctor. Even better, a dermatologist, I could get free lazer treatments.

Det. John McClane (played by Bruce Willis) – Die Hard- Yippee Kiyay motherfucker! Nuff said.

Ted (played by Michael Keaton) – The Last Time –he did such a great job playing this character, he was just so believable. So I was completely devastated for the guy at the end of the movie and I just wanna snug him all up kiss him and make it all better!

No Hugh Jackman Pensive. I KNOW! He doesn't do it for me like he does for you. So you can have him. :) I'll take Clive, don't tell Hipp....hehe

Monday, March 24, 2008

Will Wonders Never Cease!

Wow. A blog. Mine. Something I always said I would never do. I either thought I'd never have anything to say, least not anything anyone's gonna wanna read...or...at some point I would vent about something and end up pissing people off. Pissing people off is a special talent of which I possess, I certainly don't need a blog to do it. So what the heck, here goes!

I am staring at this blank page wondering what witty and profound thing I could possibly fill it with. I suppose I could say it's representational of my life at the moment. Oh that's profound! Then I realize that i could go on typing for days and completely disprove my lack of anything to say theory. And it wouldn't really be all that witty.

In a nut shell though the last four-ish years of my life have been sheer hell in a handbag. I very large handbag...lets make it a Fendi! After a stupid slip and fall on a patch of ice I found myself unable to work at the job I had been doing all my working life, in constant pain, unable to do the things I enjoyed in life like golfing and surfing. I could not work, didn't know what the hell to do, had no income, and least but not least no hope. If it wasn't for the help of my dad, I would have found myself homeless. (though friends and family woulda stepped in I am sure) So yes I fell into severe depression.

Anyways I have been slowly clawing my way out of this dark dank hole and have found myself having to almost completely re-invent my life. Thus the blank page analogy. Get it? I have a new wonderful job, a career doing something fulfilling for my soul. Online hobbies have replaced some old ones, playing with graphics, roleplaying, writing, though one day I do hope to get out surfing again. I am trying to get back into the shape I was in before the accident, which was GREAT. That's been depressing. And add to that time is not kind to your looks once you hit 40.

So here I am trying to fill up the page of my life as I am this blog, and I guess it's going to always be an ongoing process, a work in progress....but while there is tea, there is hope.